sisyphusshrugged:

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

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dayinthelifeofchris:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

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toteslegitfoxnews:

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ladyananas:

quintessentialbeings:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

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b-e-o-p-1:

“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don’t try to forget the mistakes, but you don’t dwell on it. You don’t let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space.”

— Johnny Cash (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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havanapitbull:

me when i get off a rollercoaster

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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